You know why? 'Cause it's SPARTA.
One day, King Leonidas, who had the power to kick people into random holes that appeared out of magic, walked into Mc. Donalds. He ordered a cheeseburger. "That'll be significantly over priced. Cash or card?" The Mc. Donalds employee asked. "I don't need to pay. You know why? BECAUSE THIS IS SPARTA!!!!!" King Leonidas yelled randomly. Then he kicked the hapless employee into a magically appearing magic hole. He took his cheeseburger and started to eat it. But then an old Irish tourist man complained: "What's with this new America-land? Where are all the prattie fields?" Old man potato complained (imagine him
minecraft moster apocolypse 2 by Weirddudeguy, literature
Literature
minecraft moster apocolypse 2
Minecraft monster apocalypse journal 2
one down, a whole lot to go. we didn't expect this. It took several days to make our tools and weapons. For one, we were underground so we couldn't make any arrows. But we found a heap of resources. we had to make covert operations to get wood. We went to the first netherportal. We found it in a shack near the beach. This worried us since if a person as poor as to live in a shack was able to get obsidian means there may be more portals than we thought. It was peaceful for a while until we tried mining. Then a ghast popped out of it. We were in for the fight of our lives. We had 2 people working on the n
Minecraft monster apocalypse by Weirddudeguy, literature
Literature
Minecraft monster apocalypse
Minecraft monster apocolypse journal 1
Day 1: Things are bad in Minecratia. People loved the netherworld. You could get a block of netherack-a block that never goes out once you light it, unless you hit it. People made nether portals everywhere, to get these blocks, and an added bonus-glowstone. I am ashamed to say that I made one of these portals myself, just to get a measly block of netherack. However, people went greedy, for netherack. They mined and mined it, then what they didn't need, they sold, for people who couldn't make netherportals. Then, they came. Strange white ghosts. They came and burned down everything. People with houses of