You know why? 'Cause it's SPARTA.
One day, King Leonidas, who had the power to kick people into random holes that appeared out of magic, walked into Mc. Donalds. He ordered a cheeseburger. "That'll be significantly over priced. Cash or card?" The Mc. Donalds employee asked. "I don't need to pay. You know why? BECAUSE THIS IS SPARTA!!!!!" King Leonidas yelled randomly. Then he kicked the hapless employee into a magically appearing magic hole. He took his cheeseburger and started to eat it. But then an old Irish tourist man complained: "What's with this new America-land? Where are all the prattie fields?" Old man potato complained (imagine him
Minecraft monster apocalypse by Weirddudeguy, literature
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Minecraft monster apocalypse
Minecraft monster apocolypse journal 1
Day 1: Things are bad in Minecratia. People loved the netherworld. You could get a block of netherack-a block that never goes out once you light it, unless you hit it. People made nether portals everywhere, to get these blocks, and an added bonus-glowstone. I am ashamed to say that I made one of these portals myself, just to get a measly block of netherack. However, people went greedy, for netherack. They mined and mined it, then what they didn't need, they sold, for people who couldn't make netherportals. Then, they came. Strange white ghosts. They came and burned down everything. People with houses of
something
Guy: That's so ugly.
You: So is your face.
Guy: Calm down man, take a chill pill!
You: it's not in my prescription.
Justin Bieber: Baby, baby, baby.
You: (in tune with "baby") DIEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!
Guy: That's so gay.
You: so are you.
Teacher: There's an easier way to do that.
You: and there's my way, which I happen to like very much.
Guy: That's wrong.
You: And you're right?
Guy: This is delicious!
You: So was your soul.
Mum: Eat it! It tastes just like chicken!
You: So does chicken.
Guy: Wasn't that fun?
You: I had more fun when I went to bed last night.
ACDC fan: I'm on a highway to hell!
You: Send me
My osama bin laden thingy poem triad...
Our class has a rocket
which I store in my pocket.
It's in case a terrorist comes
with a big terrorist bomb.
it makes us feel safe.
Bin laden was coming
back from the bali bombing
so I launched my class rocket
which I stored in my pocket,
but it didn't hit bin laden,
but instead it hit mrs. Garden
but it turned out she was bin laden in disguise.
I turned in osama bin laden
who was also Mrs. Garden
but it wasn't mrs. Garden
it was actually bin laden
so they held a funeral for Mrs. Garden
but a celebration for binladen
because mrs. garden died and they were sad
but they weren't feeling
a poem about christmas by Weirddudeguy, literature
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a poem about christmas
Christmas
It was night before Christmas,
But I was feeling restless.
Santa's not coming
and he won't be summing
up his children's list
because something's a-miss.
Santa's not dead,
and I'm awake in my bed.
I'm awake because
I've found out that santa clause
isn't real and my presents
come from my parents.
And now I'm sad because santa
is gone and my parents drink fanta,
and now that I know,
now even the snow,
will cheer me up from this state of sadness.
Back to school they say,
I would rather eat hay.
School holidays go by fast
and school seems to last.
those "friendly" back to school signs
are like visible land mines,
because they hide a warning.
back to hell in the morning.
JB get's taken over by MJ by Weirddudeguy, literature
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JB get's taken over by MJ
JB is taken over by Michael Jackson
Me: Justin Bieber, you suck.
Justin Bieber: What did you say?!
Me: I guess you went deaf from hearing your music so much.
Justin Bieber: WHAT!!!
Me: you should be called Justina.
Justin Bieber: I hate you!
Me:Michael Jackson would be turning over in his grave, and here he is.
Michael Jackson (his ghost): Hey kiddies!
Justin(a) Bieber: *gasp* Michael jackson!
Michael Jackson: Now I will take over your soul!
[Michael Jackson takes over Bieber]
Michael jackson: Aheyhey!
Me: OMG, you sound so much more annoying.
Michael Bieber (justin Biebers body): What??!!
Me: you sound really annoying with tha
Justin Bieber VS Lady Gaga by Weirddudeguy, literature
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Justin Bieber VS Lady Gaga
Justin Bieber VS lady gaga
me: do you go gaga for gaga? or do you have bieber fever? well, fangirls and fanguys, watch lady gaga and justin bieber fight it out!
justin bieber: you suck at singing
lady gaga: oh yeah?
justin bieber:yeah
lady gaga:well your ugly
justin bieber: oh yeah?
lady gaga: yeah
justin bieber: when you were a baby, baby, baby! (AHHHH!!) you looked like a deseased pickle with rabies (baby by bieber)
lady gaga: oh yeah? well you are ugly, you are a desease. if i could sell you i would you for free (bad romance by gaga)
justin bieber:when i was 13, you were 63 (baby by bieber)
lady gaga: i want a shotgun, to blast
01. life-100 themes challenge by Weirddudeguy, literature
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01. life-100 themes challenge
#1: Life
So, then, let's get started. For starters, what is life? Is it Life? Is it death? Is it flesh or blood? Maybe bones? Is it warmth? Is it birth? Is it happiness or anger? Is it greed? Is it lust? Is it jealousy? Is it war or pain? Is it llamas (sadly, no)? Is it food or hats or jelly or something? Is it cake or hats or ice-cream? No it's not. Is it words? Is it music, melodies, plays or drama? No. It's not any of them. Life is simple. Life is the opposite of death. And it's probably also all the stuff I mentioned anyway. But wouldn't you rather hear all the other things I made up for life? Probably not. Horray!
Brothers: the prolouge by Weirddudeguy, literature
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Brothers: the prolouge
Brothers
Prologue: the prophecy.
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In ancient times, there was a wise woman who could tell the future. The townspeople went to her seeking advice and other such things. Many people had argued against her teachings but she was always right. She had led them to many victories. But, one night, she dreamt something which shocked her into awakening. Part of the dream was that this was her last day. She knew this and yet, she did not care. She had to do it. She went to the cave of spirits. In there, she took a sharp rock, and carved a picture and some drawings. When she finished, it was dawn. She sighed, put down