'Cause it's sparta.You know why? 'Cause it's SPARTA.One day, King Leonidas, who had the power to kick people into random holes that appeared out of magic, walked into Mc. Donalds. He ordered a cheeseburger. "That'll be significantly over priced. Cash or card?" The Mc. Donalds employee asked. "I don't need to pay. You know why? BECAUSE THIS IS SPARTA!!!!!" King Leonidas yelled randomly. Then he kicked the hapless employee into a magically appearing magic hole. He took his cheeseburger and started to eat it. But then an old Irish tourist man complained: "What's with this new America-land? Where are all the prattie fields?" Old man potato complained (imagine him
Minecraft monster apocalypseMinecraft monster apocolypse journal 1Day 1: Things are bad in Minecratia. People loved the netherworld. You could get a block of netherack-a block that never goes out once you light it, unless you hit it. People made nether portals everywhere, to get these blocks, and an added bonus-glowstone. I am ashamed to say that I made one of these portals myself, just to get a measly block of netherack. However, people went greedy, for netherack. They mined and mined it, then what they didn't need, they sold, for people who couldn't make netherportals. Then, they came. Strange white ghosts. They came and burned down everything. People with houses of
some responsessomethingGuy: That's so ugly.You: So is your face.Guy: Calm down man, take a chill pill!You: it's not in my prescription.Justin Bieber: Baby, baby, baby.You: (in tune with "baby") DIEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!Guy: That's so gay.You: so are you.Teacher: There's an easier way to do that.You: and there's my way, which I happen to like very much.Guy: That's wrong.You: And you're right?Guy: This is delicious!You: So was your soul.Mum: Eat it! It tastes just like chicken!You: So does chicken.Guy: Wasn't that fun?You: I had more fun when I went to bed last night.ACDC fan: I'm on a highway to hell!You: Send me
osama bin laden poemMy osama bin laden thingy poem triad...Our class has a rocketwhich I store in my pocket.It's in case a terrorist comeswith a big terrorist bomb.it makes us feel safe.Bin laden was comingback from the bali bombingso I launched my class rocketwhich I stored in my pocket,but it didn't hit bin laden,but instead it hit mrs. Gardenbut it turned out she was bin laden in disguise.I turned in osama bin ladenwho was also Mrs. Gardenbut it wasn't mrs. Gardenit was actually bin ladenso they held a funeral for Mrs. Gardenbut a celebration for binladenbecause mrs. garden died and they were sadbut they weren't feeling
minecraft moster apocolypse 2Minecraft monster apocalypse journal 2one down, a whole lot to go. we didn't expect this. It took several days to make our tools and weapons. For one, we were underground so we couldn't make any arrows. But we found a heap of resources. we had to make covert operations to get wood. We went to the first netherportal. We found it in a shack near the beach. This worried us since if a person as poor as to live in a shack was able to get obsidian means there may be more portals than we thought. It was peaceful for a while until we tried mining. Then a ghast popped out of it. We were in for the fight of our lives. We had 2 people working on the n
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