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Minecraft monster apocalypseMinecraft monster apocolypse journal 1
Day 1: Things are bad in Minecratia. People loved the netherworld. You could get a block of netherack-a block that never goes out once you light it, unless you hit it. People made nether portals everywhere, to get these blocks, and an added bonus-glowstone. I am ashamed to say that I made one of these portals myself, just to get a measly block of netherack. However, people went greedy, for netherack. They mined and mined it, then what they didn't need, they sold, for people who couldn't make netherportals. Then, they came. Strange white ghosts. They came and burned down everything. People with houses of
Guy: That's so ugly.
You: So is your face.
Guy: Calm down man, take a chill pill!
You: it's not in my prescription.
Justin Bieber: Baby, baby, baby.
You: (in tune with "baby") DIEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!
Guy: That's so gay.
You: so are you.
Teacher: There's an easier way to do that.
You: and there's my way, which I happen to like very much.
Guy: That's wrong.
You: And you're right?
Guy: This is delicious!
You: So was your soul.
Mum: Eat it! It tastes just like chicken!
You: So does chicken.
Guy: Wasn't that fun?
You: I had more fun when I went to bed last night.
ACDC fan: I'm on a highway to hell!
You: Send me
I wonder if you're enjoying
the curvature of her back.
The spine, a row of ossified crowns
crowded and curved around that defining neural superhighway;
that extension cord,
adventurously connecting the visceral
to the peripheral.
The horseshoe crab vertebrae
scuttle to break through skin at your touch;
a defining shiver.
I see your hands
around the rounded hills of her shoulders.
Scapulae jutting out with the extremity of the bend,
like a chicken's wings.
And the bands of these dorsal muscles
stand up like wings,
cast shadows in the dimples of the pelvis that she lifts;
that will fold o
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