JB get's taken over by MJJB is taken over by Michael JacksonMe: Justin Bieber, you suck.Justin Bieber: What did you say?!Me: I guess you went deaf from hearing your music so much.Justin Bieber: WHAT!!!Me: you should be called Justina.Justin Bieber: I hate you!Me:Michael Jackson would be turning over in his grave, and here he is.Michael Jackson (his ghost): Hey kiddies!Justin(a) Bieber: *gasp* Michael jackson!Michael Jackson: Now I will take over your soul![Michael Jackson takes over Bieber]Michael jackson: Aheyhey!Me: OMG, you sound so much more annoying.Michael Bieber (justin Biebers body): What??!!Me: you sound really annoying with that high pitched voice of Bieber.Michael Bieber:Then he must be gay.Me: yup.Michael Bieber: well, i'll be going then![Michael Jackson flies out of Biebers body and into clouds.]Justin Bieber: that was weird.Me: no weirder than your helium fueled high pitched voice. Fred is fine cos he's awesome, but YOU suck.Justin Bieber: I'm going to scream now![Me: puts
01. life-100 themes challenge#1: LifeSo, then, let's get started. For starters, what is life? Is it Life? Is it death? Is it flesh or blood? Maybe bones? Is it warmth? Is it birth? Is it happiness or anger? Is it greed? Is it lust? Is it jealousy? Is it war or pain? Is it llamas (sadly, no)? Is it food or hats or jelly or something? Is it cake or hats or ice-cream? No it's not. Is it words? Is it music, melodies, plays or drama? No. It's not any of them. Life is simple. Life is the opposite of death. And it's probably also all the stuff I mentioned anyway. But wouldn't you rather hear all the other things I made up for life? Probably not. Horray!