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Guy: That's so ugly.
You: So is your face.
Guy: Calm down man, take a chill pill!
You: it's not in my prescription.
Justin Bieber: Baby, baby, baby.
You: (in tune with "baby") DIEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!
Guy: That's so gay.
You: so are you.
Teacher: There's an easier way to do that.
You: and there's my way, which I happen to like very much.
Guy: That's wrong.
You: And you're right?
Guy: This is delicious!
You: So was your soul.
Mum: Eat it! It tastes just like chicken!
You: So does chicken.
Guy: Wasn't that fun?
You: I had more fun when I went to bed last night.
ACDC fan: I'm on a highway to hell!
You: Send me a postcard.
Guy: It's so cold!
You: So is your heart.
Guy: It's so dark!
You: So is your soul.
Guy: That man is guilty!
You: So is your conscience.
French guy impersonator: And now, I make ze pizza sandwhich.
You: Au fail.
osama bin laden poemMy osama bin laden thingy poem triad...
Our class has a rocket
which I store in my pocket.
It's in case a terrorist comes
with a big terrorist bomb.
it makes us feel safe.
Bin laden was coming
back from the bali bombing
so I launched my class rocket
which I stored in my pocket,
but it didn't hit bin laden,
but instead it hit mrs. Garden
but it turned out she was bin laden in disguise.
I turned in osama bin laden
who was also Mrs. Garden
but it wasn't mrs. Garden
it was actually bin laden
so they held a funeral for Mrs. Garden
but a celebration for binladen
because mrs. garden died and they were sad
but they weren't feeling too bad
because bin laden was dead.
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