'Cause it's sparta.You know why? 'Cause it's SPARTA.
One day, King Leonidas, who had the power to kick people into random holes that appeared out of magic, walked into Mc. Donalds. He ordered a cheeseburger. "That'll be significantly over priced. Cash or card?" The Mc. Donalds employee asked. "I don't need to pay. You know why? BECAUSE THIS IS SPARTA!!!!!" King Leonidas yelled randomly. Then he kicked the hapless employee into a magically appearing magic hole. He took his cheeseburger and started to eat it. But then an old Irish tourist man complained: "What's with this new America-land? Where are all the prattie fields?" Old man potato complained (imagine him speaking with an irish accent) (by the way, pratties are potatoes). "Be quiet old man. I'm eating my cheeseburger." King Leonidas said. "You're just jealous 'cause you don't have a prattie field!" Old man potato said. "Oh, so you wanna fight?!" King Leonidas said. "Well it wouldn't be much of a fight, laddie." Old man potato retorted. "That's it. T
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one down, a whole lot to go. we didn't expect this. It took several days to make our tools and weapons. For one, we were underground so we couldn't make any arrows. But we found a heap of resources. we had to make covert operations to get wood. We went to the first netherportal. We found it in a shack near the beach. This worried us since if a person as poor as to live in a shack was able to get obsidian means there may be more portals than we thought. It was peaceful for a while until we tried mining. Then a ghast popped out of it. We were in for the fight of our lives. We had 2 people working on the netherportal while the rest of us fought it. There were total 5 people in that shack. It got stuck in the roof so it was easier. But it was impervious to our swords. Then someone launched an arrow at it. It worked and we loosed arrows until it died. The guys were almost done with the portal. Then they finished. Suddenly, ghasts and creepers spawned i
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Day 1: Things are bad in Minecratia. People loved the netherworld. You could get a block of netherack-a block that never goes out once you light it, unless you hit it. People made nether portals everywhere, to get these blocks, and an added bonus-glowstone. I am ashamed to say that I made one of these portals myself, just to get a measly block of netherack. However, people went greedy, for netherack. They mined and mined it, then what they didn't need, they sold, for people who couldn't make netherportals. Then, they came. Strange white ghosts. They came and burned down everything. People with houses of stone hid, but then, the creepers came. They blew up houses and the ghosts could come in. Those who survived hid underground. As I write this on the limited resources I have, I can't help but think what I would do If they caught me. Because if they would, I wouldn't be able to stop this. Because I've made upp my mind. I'm going to destroy those net
Guy: That's so ugly.
You: So is your face.
Guy: Calm down man, take a chill pill!
You: it's not in my prescription.
Justin Bieber: Baby, baby, baby.
You: (in tune with "baby") DIEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!
Guy: That's so gay.
You: so are you.
Teacher: There's an easier way to do that.
You: and there's my way, which I happen to like very much.
Guy: That's wrong.
You: And you're right?
Guy: This is delicious!
You: So was your soul.
Mum: Eat it! It tastes just like chicken!
You: So does chicken.
Guy: Wasn't that fun?
You: I had more fun when I went to bed last night.
ACDC fan: I'm on a highway to hell!
You: Send me a postcard.
Guy: It's so cold!
You: So is your heart.
Guy: It's so dark!
You: So is your soul.
Guy: That man is guilty!
You: So is your conscience.
French guy impersonator: And now, I make ze pizza sandwhich.
You: Au fail.